What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What's your love story?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Can cheating be a result of not truly loving or caring for someone, or is it sometimes just a spur of the moment decision?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do I get off Paxil?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What was your first trans experience like?